The Cheesecake Factory's New Funfetti Cake

And, man, is the Internet losing it

Whether you find yourself heading to The Cheesecake Factory for a signature Chinese chicken salad or a thick slice of classic cheesecake, you now have one more reason to brave the restaurant's chapters-long menu: Funfetti-inspired cheesecake has officially arrived.

In honor of the "Who even decides these things?" holiday that is National Cheesecake Day, the Factory will debut its Celebration Cheesecake, the newest addition to its menu of more than 30 flavors. Beginning July 30, customers will be able to enjoy a slice containing layers of original-flavor cheesecake; vanilla cake; and strawberry, chocolate and vanilla mousse—all topped with cream cheese frosting and rainbow sprinkles, as Food & Wine reports.

To sweeten the deal even further, The Cheesecake Factory will be offering half-priced slices of any flavor at all 193 locations July 30 and 31, including at its first-ever NYC spot in Queens.

Plus, to help you feel a little less guilty about the hoards of creamy cheesecake slices you will inevitably purchase at the end of this month, the Factory also plans to donate 25 cents to Feeding America for every slice sold until the end of August.

We hereby give you permission to stuff your face. (In the meantime, we know another delicious Funfetti recipe that might just hit the spot.)