Ranking Gatorade Flavors From Worst To Best

While LaCroix remains a staple at the cool kids' table, Gatorade's place in the consciousness of pop culture's beverage universe is undeniable. According to Draft Kings Nation, not only are there serious bets surrounding what color of Gatorade will be dumped on the winning Super Bowl coach, but the beverage also contains minerals a hungover body needs to recover. The brand also dominates the sports beverage market by a whopping 70%.

Since we've noticed an influx of flavors in our cooler section, we decided to try all 22 of the brand's signature Thirst Quencher lineup so you can focus on sipping the best of the best. We took serious notes regarding the color of the beverage since Gatorade leans into wild — and occasionally — neon shades. So after "drinking with our eyes," we judged the beverage based on the nose, flavor, and lasting impression. 

We're not entirely sure what makes a flavor "fierce" in Gatorade's eyes — untangling the nomenclature of their drinks was a job in and of itself. From what we can tell, the "fierce" lineup sports more vivid colors, and their flavors might deliver on that correlation as well, but we weren't able to quite discern that. Similarly, the "frost" banner seems to merely announce a cloudy, somewhat opaque shade of the beverage. But discernible flavor characteristics of both the "frost" and "fierce" lines elude us. 

In any case, feast your eyes on the most complete Gatorade flavor ranking on the internet — that is, until Gatorade births another flavor.

An embarrassing misfire all around, Fierce Grape (which should've been a slam dunk), hints at its insect repellent taste with just one whiff. It's the only flavor we could pick up on the nose immediately upon opening the bottle, Grape smells thick and syrupy and strangely loses its density and morphs into a toilet-bowl tablet blue shade once poured into a cup. On the tongue, it only gets worse, as Grape exudes a cough syrupy taste — or like a concentrate of the flavor it was aiming for. We think of it as the "dad Cab" of the Gatorade world, and we're convinced it exists solely for the crowd who wants to make grape "faderade" — an imitation of the flavor palate associated with sizzurp — because it doesn't share the stage with any other grape flavors in the Gatorade universe.

If there's a Gatorade flavor that's trying hard to court the business of Gen Z and the generation that sits just below them, it's Frost Arctic Blitz. A flavor that's tinted a neon-mint tone (not unlike the unnatural dyes the youths are highlighting their hair with), it tastes like someone borrowed a handful of Skittles from the candy aisle. We tried to keep an open mind hereafter being proved wrong by Riptide Rush's strange color, but with Arctic Blitz, we're reminded of dirty pool water with a melon-esque edge. A relatively new flavor to the Gatorade book, we don't foresee Arctic Blitz experiencing much longevity for the brand and, instead, expect it to go the way of the long-discontinued Midnight Black (according to Redditors it was, indeed, black), and mosey off into extinction shortly.

The most unnecessary flavor yet, Frost Glacier Cherry is ounce for ounce outclassed by the higher-caliber Blue Cherry. The only category in which Frost Glacier Cherry edges out its aqua-colored cousin is in color: Glacier Cherry's hue is a foggy, white color that looks like you're flying through dense clouds. We suppose you could spill it on yourself or give it to a child without worrying about staining anyone's clothes. The taste itself is aggressively sweet with no reprise of saline or tartness, leaving the tongue coated in palate-zapping, syrupy sugar that in no way feels refreshing or revitalizing. It's a shame Gatorade wasted the ephemeral and eye-catching color on a dud that could've at the very least strived to be polarizing instead of mediocre — like La Croix's divisive coconut flavor.

Unlike the similarly titled "Melon," Summer Fruits isn't subtle or gentle on the palate. Instead, it tastes overly ripe, like when you leave melons out of the refrigerator too long and they start to stink up the house and attract gnats. We're fairly certain that the "fruits" Summer Fruits is referencing are in fact melons, with maybe a hint of pineapple thrown in. So, why did Gatorade green-light a flavor that tastes like the first draft of their admittedly great Melon flavor before whipping up a simple pineapple or even peach iteration? Overall, Summer Fruits proves to be an entirely underwhelming flavor, not to mention the unappetizing, neon-green color that is visually reminiscent of a Hulk action figure.

At first glance, Strawberry Lemonade feels a little suspicious since it smells like cotton candy and strawberry with floral notes. But, as we braced ourselves for a sugar-punch to the tongue, we were pleasantly proved wrong. On the palate, the lemonade comes across ahead of the berry notes and its candied nose dissipates into a pleasing sour note that reminds us of hot-dog-on-a-stick or a State Fair's lemonade. We should note here that Strawberry Lemonade, for whatever reason, was the most difficult to track down, even with Gatorade's flavor tracker. We ended up having to order a bottle online which leaves us worried that Gatorade is considering axing this perfectly fine, refreshing flavor. Say it ain't so, Gatorade.

Another blue-hued flavor of our youth, Fierce Blue Cherry, though similar to the frost-colored Glacier Cherry the brand also has on the market, is far superior. The most vibrant blue offering in Gatorade's roster, Blue Cherry's color is nearly identical to the skin of a Smurf and suggests a less pleasing flavor than the finished product delivers. Despite its overproduced shade, Fierce Blue Cherry is able to deliver a clear vision of sweet red cherries that references the flavor profile of Slurpees and Otter-pops and thankfully veers away from the oozy tasting, candied cherry flavors of Airheads or Laffy Taffy. While it's not exactly refreshing or what we'd want to drink post-workout, it doesn't overwhelm the senses and would suffice if that's all the brightly-lit refrigerators of a mini-mart have to offer.

Shockingly, the highest grossing flavor of Gatorade is Cool Blue, according to Fansided. It marks a clear delineation in the canon of flavors by favoring a color (blue) above the flavor it's intended to represent (raspberry). Perhaps because our 90's-programmed brains accept Blue Raspberry as a coherent flavor, Cool Blue does somehow taste blue, which is to say it falls on your palate like a melted Icee — or like drinking the remnants of a snowman who was wearing cool sunglasses before they perished in the hot sun. The flavor (which tastes like 1997) arrives in a burst but finishes clean with a whisper of salt. Not only does the drink communicate its blueness in scent and taste, but it also somehow smells cold. But we don't need to defend Cool Blue — after all, it's the flavor that Americans support the very most.

Even though the color of the beverage looks more like a bright orange traffic cone than a cantaloupe — the fruit we suspect Fierce Melon is courting — the drink itself is surprisingly unobtrusive. Gatorade seems to acknowledge the watery nature of melons and allows the cantaloupe essence to feel gentle, light, and summery. Melon finishes with a salty tinge and smacks with a slight grip on the tongue. It's one of the flavors that benefits the most from being served ice cold, like agua fresca, and otherwise can taste sticky. Its inclusion in the top ten also signals the flavor's unique and unconfused addition to a line of beverages that consist of several others we find muddled and superfluous.

It might be a bit of an upset to rank the younger Lemonade above Gatorade's claim to fame, Lemon-Lime. But Lemonade just slightly edges out its predecessor. With a cloudier color than Lemon-Lime, Lemonade would seem to communicate a lesser intensity than the OG favorite, however, Lemonade smells both sharp and sour but doesn't deliver any tartness on the tongue. Unlike a handful of the other Gatorade flavors, Lemonade's murky coloring isn't in turn muted on the palette. It tastes slightly more like lemon-peel or citrus baked goods — such as lemon bars or a meringue — than its big sister, Lemon-Lime, but is every bit as refreshing. In a possible attempt to differentiate itself from the more well-known flavor, it leans into a sweeter, if more aromatic, Meyer lemon flavor mixed with food court lemonade.

Possibly our most controversial inclusion in the top ten due to its relative newness, Passion Fruit manages to sashay its way past the pitfalls of other passion fruit-flavored beverages like Electrolit and La Croix, who both turned in overtly tropical, and therefore, heavy-tasting renditions of the passion fruit flavor. Like the fruit itself, Gatorade's interpretation of passion fruit understands the almost contradictory sour zing and tropical sweetness of passion fruit's appeal. The team smartly chose to lean away from punching up the flavor with too much artificial tartness and instead delivers a drink that winks at its inspiration without forgetting the beverage's ultimate intention to quench thirst. The result is a fruit punch remix that traffics in the most enjoyable elements of tropical-leaning drinks.

Like ranking the most famous members of Destiny's Child, Lime Cucumber sits on a throne that overlooks the rest of the Thirst Quencher family. In the over ten years since its release in 2011, "Limon Pepino" (or Lime Cucumber) remains among the most divisive flavors of Gatorade on the market (via Maxim). But the meme-driven backlash, as seen on Daily Status, is beyond us. The crisp, unobtrusive marriage of the two flavors begins predominantly with cucumber on both the nose and palate with a little elbow room on the back end for the gentle sour tones of lime. Unlike even some of the best flavors in the Thirst Quencher lineup, Lime Cucumber fits every application: post-workout, hot day, hangover, even as a mixer with spirits (tequila, preferably), and doesn't leave your mouth coated in a saccharine film. It's the only Gatorade that tastes closer to fancy-infused water from a hotel lobby than Kool-Aid. Somehow, Lime Cucumber is able to capture the elusive flavor of delicate, watery, cucumbers which are even more pronounced than the lime flavor in the bottle. So technically, we think the flavor should be called "Cucumber Lime," but to split hairs over near-perfection feels ungrateful. Long live Lime Cucumber!

While flavors like Fruit Punch and Fruit Punch + Berry, all of the Strawberry variations, and the Lemon-Lime and Lemonade duo share nearly overlapping flavor profiles, Cucumber Lime plays on the tried and true strengths of Gatorade flavors (citrus) with an innovative wink to youth culture (cucumber). While so many of the latest Gatorade flavors skate by on their strange colors and cool (but confusing) names, Cucumber Lime fits in the lineup of existing flavors as an irreplaceable gem for the brand.