Pumpkin Spice Season 2018

Next up, Christmas in July

Happy second week of June—which, apparently, is the kickoff of pumpkin spice season 2018. Earlier today, The Impulsive Buy shared a reader's discovery of Special K's seasonal Pumpkin Spice Crunch cereal on Walmart store shelves. This would all be well and good, except that seasonal doesn't typically mean summer in this case.

This also comes just a couple weeks after "Halloween Parties" was trending on Pinterest. (Reminder: Summer still hasn't officially started. That happens next week.) Which means that yes, your suspicions are correct: This is the Upside Down, and nothing is safe.

If the thought of candle-scented everything is making your eyes roll into the back of your head, have a vodka ice pop tube or make some grilled chicken wings. That should bring you back to reality.

H/T The Impulsive Buy.