Smirnoff Vodka-Filled Christmas Ornaments 2018
Or put them too close to an electricity source, for that matter
Oh, so you bought some new ornaments during your travels this year to deck out a tree? That's cute, but Smirnoff has glass ornament baubles filled with vodka.
Each one is filled with 750 milliliters of Smirnoff's triple-distilled No. 21 vodka, so unless you're in the business of knocking over your Christmas tree, it's probably best to keep them as tableside decor. They're decorated with cute holiday phrases and look like giant, alcohol-filled snowglobes though, so they'll fit right in with your holiday figurine collection.
Smirnoff's Peppermint Twist vodka is back too, just in time for spiked hot chocolate and festive holiday brunches.