This Week's Best Internet Stories

We get it, you're busy. We're swamped, too—busy combing the Internet to keep you in the loop amid this fast-moving world, that is. Head into the weekend with these articles, food-related deep dives and Tasting Table reads stored away as dinner party conversation fodder.

• The second annual Michelin Guide for Washington, D.C. was released, and the nation's capital still has no three-star restaurants.

• Sad news for Beverly Hills power lunchers: Thomas Keller is closing Bouchon after eight years of business.

• And based off the economics behind Le Cirque in NYC, the rent is too damn high even for one of the world's most heralded restaurants.

• The Internet's most famous pizza order, "None Pizza with Left Beef" turns 10 years old.

• Welcome to Popeyegate.

• Not all heroes wear capes, but they do have double chins. Meet the Instagram user fighting unrealistic body expectations, one "chinfie" at a time.

• If you live in one of these nine states, you soon might need a passport to fly domestically.

• Like tiny homes? Amazon will deliver one right to your door. (Though regrettably, it doesn't qualify for two-day shipping.)

• Since arriving in Puerto Rico, José Andrés has served his one-millionth meal.

•  Whisky-filled ornaments might not be the most practical Christmas decorations, but they're undoubtedly the most fun.