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Which Vodka Brand Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
BY CLAIRE REDDEN
Aries
As the first sign of the zodiac calendar, Aries wants to be first in everything. So, if they were to be any vodka brand, they'd be the most popular: Smirnoff.
Per Statistica, Smirnoff is the world's best-selling vodka brand. It tastes as good as its price tag suggests, and much like these signs, it's better off diluted in a cocktail.
Taurus
Tauruses are known for being indulgent, so they'd surely be a vodka brand full of indulgent aromas, meaning they could only be Hangar 1.
The distillers of Hangar 1 in Northern California take a characteristically earthy approach by blending seasonal and local grapes and grains, which piques this sign's interest.
Gemini
New Amsterdam is the perfect vodka for the Gemini. Not only do these two struggle with the same unfortunate reputations, but they both thrive in social settings.
Additionally, just like Geminis, a bottle of New Amsterdam stocked as a well vodka or in a bowl of punch at a party helps bring people together.
Cancer
Cancers are known for being emotional, sensitive, and moody, but it's not always in others' interest. If they'd be any vodka brand, it'd be Pinnacle.
Flavored Pinnacle vodka avoids a stinging taste, but like Cancer, it's not always as sweet as it seems. Don't let the bottle's pies and pastries fool you — it can be quite deadly.
Leo
Ruled by the sun, all Leos live for the limelight and love the drama. If they were any vodka brand, they'd be Grey Goose, a brand most associated with star-studded events.
Grey Goose bottles can be spotted anywhere and everywhere — which is just how these signs prefer it. They'd love nothing more than to see their names plastered everywhere they go.